Underbara Zero Hedge har riktigt trevliga disclaimers och användarvillkor. Ni vet sådana där allmäna avböner om ansvarsfrihet etc som ingen läser.
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Och om intressekonflikter, som man rakt av avfärdar som trams.
“We think this no more than a shameful charade. You should too.
In the first instance, one is not “guilty of a conflict of interest.” A conflict of interest, in and of itself, is not a crime. There is only the appearance of a conflict of interest. Why, exactly, are appearances so important? We think it reflects a particular attitude about public discourse. A particularly disturbing attitude.
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Secondly, one does not suddenly acquire the literary prowess of Hemingway or the logical mastery of Aristotle of Thrace simply by revealing that some time in the last three years one may or may not have slept with the dentist of the Chief Executive Officer of XYZ, Corporation (it was dark and we were drunk- so we still aren’t sure).
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As to writing about investments, we plan to do a lot of it. So how do we plan to handle conflicts?
We don’t.
You should assume that at all times we are so totally just talking our book it would shock and awe you like the unexpected, early-morning arrival of a cluster of BGM-109C Tomahawks (were you a believer in the importance of “optics” that is).
If we make a off-hand remark about New Zealand sheep herders it’s because we are long New Zealand West Island Cold Kut (NZ-WICK) Wool futures and Kiwi brand Condoms (“For it’s pleasure”). If we are joking around about Cliff Asness, it’s because we have developed a synthetic short of ARQ. If we jest about Joe Sixpack, it’s because we are trying to hype our cheap-American-beer holdings so we can exit quickly. Basically, we are telling you about a position we believe in strongly enough to invest in.
We’ve always wondered this: Why would you want to read about a position so uncompelling that the author doesn’t have the stones to put their money where their keyboard is? Even if you elected to read such material for entertainment value (what else is there anymore?) why on earth would you ever consider it “more credible.”
Uppfriskande läsning som i sin helhet, inte bara citaten ovan, gör det värt att faktiskt read the small print.
7 kommentarer
ZH är rakt igeneom bäst!
En fråga som är "off the topic"… har du skrivit något inlägg om vad du själv odlar, producerar på din gård? Hade varit väldigt intressant och höra med tanke på blogginlägget "Dags att sluta informera och börja lösa problemen"
Många gånger. Men det är ju bara relevant om man väljer en sådan lösning. Det är vare sig nödvändigtvis rätt, lämpligt eller bäst val för varje individ.
Har du någon small print?
Small print är vare sig nödvändigt eller gällande i Sverige. Vi har dels ingen negativ avtalsbindning så inget man skriver som disclaimer gäller oavsett. Sedan har man inte heller något ansvar för andras investeringar om man inte tecknat ett skriftligt avtal om ansvar.
Cornu såg du de tyska ropen på att Gazprom ska få släppas in i EON? Putin är en slug kille måste man erkänna, snart har man trådar ändå in i Sveriges innersta, förutom Tyskland och EU.
Målmedvetet förs den trojanska hästen in i EU av förrädare som Schröder, Fischer och Ahtisari.
Game set and perestrojka!
Physical bitchez!